Things are actually happening outside the US, you guys!by Siobhan Donohue Co-editor in Chief To many, Ethiopia is known as the subject of the cringeworthy 1980’s charity single, “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”. However, Ethiopia is home to over ninety-nine million people from more than eighty different ethnic groups. And right now, the government has declared a six-month state of emergency for the first time in twenty-five years.
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"Made in America" has a few downsides, namely exploitation (Yay!)by Megan Townsend Staff Inmate In one voice, rising from the cells of long term solitary confinement, echoed in the dormitories and cell blocks from Virginia to Oregon, we prisoners across the United States vow to finally end slavery in 2016. This sentence begins the statement released by the IWW’s Incarcerated Workers Organizing Committee calling all prison workers to strike beginning on September 9th, 2016 (the 45th anniversary of the revolt at Attica Prison).
French Canadians are miserable people who don't deserve respectby John Looby News Co-editor French Canadians are assholes. I’m not saying this as an opinion; this is a matter of factual record. The province of Quebec consists of mostly uppity scumbags, who are always somehow surprised you don’t speak fluent French. I live in Rochester and somehow French Canadians visiting here have the sheer audacity to speak French to me with a condescending tone while I’m at work. I’m used to old people giving me shit but not old people giving me shit in French. Now, the reason I’m describing the sheer level of French Canadian douchebaggery is not just because I believe that society as a whole has a moral obligation to acknowledge how shitty they are, but because of a recent bylaw that was voted on in the city of Montreal; the subject matter of said bylaw being essentially the right of pitbulls as a dog breed to exist within the city.
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