They will be subject to society's beauty standards soon enoughby Kelly Tyra Co-Editor-in-Chief This summer, I bought a couple of cacti. I felt the need to nurture something but preferred an organism that could thrive on neglect just like its momma. As I happily forgot to water my prickly pals, some of my peers signed up for the big leagues and decided to have real human babies. Cool.
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And I'm just gonna watch for seven seasons don't mind meby Kyle Zarif Staff Baking Connoisseur OK so for reasons that may soon become apparent, I feel the need to preface this article with two statements. 1. If you are looking for an objective take on the merits of the GBBO, then you can fuck right off because I cackle in the face of objectivity. My opinion on this show is rooted in a very specific experience of it. 2. I would normally consider myself a fairly rational person. I can usually balance my priorities and like to think I have a fair idea of what’s important in my life. This is how I would describe myself under normal circumstances...but this week presented me with one of the largest challenges to my sanity and sense of self that I have thus far encountered. This week, my frenemy informed me, in her greatest act of sabotage yet, that the Great British Bake Off had returned for a 7th season.
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